I Think My Brain Has Swallowed Me

When Thoughts Are More Real Than People

jemma900:

romeo and juliet in the words of doge

Much genius. Very love.

jemma900:

romeo and juliet in the words of doge

Much genius. Very love.

“The reason we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind-the-scenes with everyone else’s highlight reel.”

—   

Steven Furtick

(as quoted by The Atlantic's Megan McArdle, in “Why Writers Are The Worst Procastinators”)

(Source: psychotherapy)

Marina - Do You Want To Solve A Murder?

batched:

Do You Want To Solve A Murder? / Series 3 in Song (A Sherlock/Frozen parody)

So, I’ve been toying around with this idea for a long time. I wanted to write lyrics for Sherlock to sing to his best friend, John, and all I came up with was “Do you want to solve a murder?”. So, after long thinking, I wrote the lyrics yesterday.

And today I sang it. Hopefully you guys will like it!!

Lyrics and performance by Batched
Album art by Geothebio

LYRICS

John?

Do you want to solve a murder?
C’mon, let’s go and see
We never do this anymore
I am extremely bored
Just come along with me!

We used to do this often
And now we don’t
I wish you would tell me why!
Do you want to solve a murder?
It doesn’t have to be a murder…

(F-cough, Sherlock!)

Okay, bye…

Do you want to solve a murder?
Someone in here is gonna die
Okay, I know it is your wedding day
There simply is no way
That I would ever lie
(Except for that one time, sorry)
Who’d get murdered at a wedding?
We have to think it through
Our time is now running out!
(Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock)

John?

I never got the chance to say this…
Remember when I made my vow?
My death is nearing
Please forgive me, John
For all the hurt I caused
I let you down
My friend, I will be gone soon
And I’ll miss you so
These words that I’ve never said…

“Sherlock is actually a girl’s name.”

Reblog please!
guardian:

Sharpen your crayons and face down your existential crises with a spot of calming colouring-in © Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen

guardian:

Sharpen your crayons and face down your existential crises with a spot of calming colouring-in © Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen

humansofnewyork:

Awesome things about this photo:
1) Guy in front, who looks like he’s hitting the climax of a show tune.
2) Girl behind him, who’s improved her own position by arm-blocking her friend’s face.
3) The face of the guy with the scarf.
4) Girl in red deciding to go with the “swallowed-a-bug” face.
5) The girl in the back, with the glasses, who after the photo was finished, kept trying to hold my hand.
6) Hairstyles being rocked on far left of photo.

7) It’s a large gathering of awesome people.

humansofnewyork:

Awesome things about this photo:

1) Guy in front, who looks like he’s hitting the climax of a show tune.

2) Girl behind him, who’s improved her own position by arm-blocking her friend’s face.

3) The face of the guy with the scarf.

4) Girl in red deciding to go with the “swallowed-a-bug” face.

5) The girl in the back, with the glasses, who after the photo was finished, kept trying to hold my hand.

6) Hairstyles being rocked on far left of photo.

7) It’s a large gathering of awesome people.

Tumblr Gets Deep

redvinesgiraffe:

teadancemacabre:

kiss-my-aspergers:viralthesoldier:toothyalcyone:

This is my fav post on tumblr

OH MY GOD THEY UPDATED IT

Play it again.


Never watching pregnancies in reverse again

I’m sorry. I just had to reblog this because I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much for so long at anything I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Ever. Ahaha… whales n____n.

(Source: toothytyrant)

archiemcphee:

Believe it or not, this heart-shaped balloon is actually a solid wooden sculpture. Entitled I Love You, this wonderfully deceptive sculpture was created by Seattle-based artist Dan Webb using fir, ribbon, and steel.
Those careful curves and crinkles are so convincing, no matter how long we stare at it, it’s hard to accept that this balloon isn’t really a fragile, floating, inflatable object. Were we actually standing before it, the temptation to poke it would be overwhelming. 
[via Design You Trust]

everybody in the world needs one of these :)

archiemcphee:

Believe it or not, this heart-shaped balloon is actually a solid wooden sculpture. Entitled I Love You, this wonderfully deceptive sculpture was created by Seattle-based artist Dan Webb using fir, ribbon, and steel.

Those careful curves and crinkles are so convincing, no matter how long we stare at it, it’s hard to accept that this balloon isn’t really a fragile, floating, inflatable object. Were we actually standing before it, the temptation to poke it would be overwhelming. 

[via Design You Trust]

everybody in the world needs one of these :)

Something That Should Be Said To Everyone

queer-c33:

You are beautiful and deserving of love. Even when you feel like the most wretched person on Earth, please realize that that is just a feeling and not a fact. Even when you act out your pain in ways inconsistant with your ideals for yourself, you are still at your very core a good person. Yes, you ought to stop acting out and you should get a handle on your problematic behavior and yet even as you do I hope you never lose sight of your basic and innate goodness.

(via mindovermatterzine)